it’s a metaphor
The best part is that the crab is the symbol for the zodiac sign Cancer, so in a way even the crab itself is a metaphor
Smoking crab is back for another exciting new meme.
I THREW A GRAPE IN THE AIR TO CATCH IT IN MY MOUTH BUT IT WENT TOO HIGH AND HIT THE CEILING AND THERE WAS A SPIDER THERE AND THE SPIDER FELL AND SO DID THE GRAPE AND THEY BOTH LANDED ON MY FACE AND I STILL HAVEN’T STOPPED SCREAMING
i read the first line in my head in the tune of call me maybe im so stupid
I threw a grape in the air
I went to catch it I swear
It hit a spider that fell
and now they’re on my face
Life doesn’t have to be perfect for love to be extraordinary.
My style is black and it’s expensive
@ddlovato: “Words that already need to disappear for 2014: ‘SLAAAYYYY’ and ‘YAAASSSS’ anyone?”
cleaning your ears with a q-tip is the best feeling in the world nothing compares
damn btch get laid
YES I GOOGLED HOW TO TAKE A SCREEN SHOT FIGHT ME
My whole life it was never about having control. Shit would just come out with my face on it, and that was it. So now nothing can have my face on it, my name on it, that isn’t dope — that isn’t a part of the movement.
im crying one direction got some nerve committing a sin as bad as making zayn morph into louis when its good friday jesus didnt die for that
“You forget that you do choose your life and there are so many things to be grateful for and I feel like society has gotten to that point where we’re always looking for the next and the better and we lose sight of what’s actually in front of us.”
❝ I can feel the fear that you carry around and I wish there was… something I could do to help you let go of it because, if you could, I don’t think you’d feel so alone anymore. ❞